A bouquet of corpse flower blooms commin atcha. I found out on Wednesday that Ted the Titan, a huge stinky blower that blooms once every 6 years or so was all but bloomed out. Thank you SF Chronicle for that all-summer-in-a-day experience. I did go see it that evening and it is still huge but not smelly anymore, which saddens me. I can see pictures all I want, but my interweb is smell deaf.
But those of you out in the midwest U.S. fear thee not, for there is a bigger and better and not-in-the-past-er bloom coming your way in Wisconsin, by the name of Big Bucky. Should be blooming within the week, so get out there you people and start writing those yo momma jokes that you’ll use when you’re there.