Columbine Paintball
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I still feel like this must be some kind of a joke, but I think it really is real. Apparently in the spirit of Civil War recreations, you can grab a gun and ammo and try to save/kill the Denver suburbanite children.
Now I do have a morbid side of me who thinks this is pretty amusing and looks like it’d be fun, I admit. And if Civil War recreations are not really about slavery and playing GTA is still ok, I don’t see why this should be so bad. We all know the kids who shot up the school were messed up and we don’t really want anyone to die and we wish noone was picked on, but, yea, still makes me laugh in a sick way.
If anyone has any real evidence that this does or does not exist, let me know!
Photo of the columbine plant courtesy of JustSheena
| Nearest Airport | CYS, LAR |
| Street Address | 8900 East Pershing Boulevard |
| Cross-Street | Reese Road |
| Secondary Cross-Street | Red Mesa Road |
| Neighborhood | East Cheyenne |
| City | Cheyenne |
| County, Parish, or Township | Laramie County |
| State, Province, or Region | Wyoming |
| Country | USA |
| ZIP or Postal Code | 82009-8794 |
| Latitude | 41.15495 degrees |
| Longitude | -104.70324 degrees |
| Public Transit Information | Cheyenne has a public bus system but it does not go here. |
| Parking | |
| Contact E-mail Address | paintinfos@columbinepaintball.com |
| Contact Telephone | 1-900-667-2468 |
| Contact Fax | |
| Official Website | http://www.columbinepaintball.com/ |
| Related Website | |
| Admission Price | $50 a day. $10 to be an innocent student or teacher. Group rates available. |
| Hours | 08:00-17:00. Nighttime by appointment |
| Vegan Dining Options | No food served. |
| Wheelchair Access | There are no stairs, but I don't know how wide the doors are. |
| Potential Hazards | Bruising. Paintball is not easy. |
| Special Events at Attraction | Large groups can opt for the "Full blown Columbine experience" |
| Best Thing to See or Do Here | Paintball is paintball. |
| Last Visited | Never! It may not even exist! |
November 18th, 2005 at 23:38:00 -0500
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