To Serve Man - DEFUNCT
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A Billboard Liberation Front prank on McD’s in the Haight of all places. The billboard referenced a short story by Damon Knight, which if you don’t want to read it or watch the Twilight Zone episode based on it, was also referenced in The Simpsons. We know McDonald’s is making us (read: you) fat, but why? Now we have a theory.
Good thing they arrested Ronald McDonald there in the video. Too bad when I visited the site a few days after the billboardwas put up it was already ½ gone. Guess they should use better glue next time. The one on 13th st was still up though.
| Nearest Airport | SFO, OAK |
| Street Address | 690 Stanyan Street |
| Cross-Street | Haight Street |
| Secondary Cross-Street | Page Street |
| Neighborhood | Upper Haight / Haight-Ashbury |
| City | San Francisco |
| County, Parish, or Township | San Francisco County |
| State, Province, or Region | California |
| Country | USA |
| ZIP or Postal Code | 94117-1863 |
| Latitude | 37.76967 degrees |
| Longitude | -122.45357 degrees |
| Public Transit Information | On the 7, 33, 66, 71, 71L MUNI bus lines |
| Parking | Parking in the lot is for grocery shoppers only. There is tight, metered street parking nearby. |
| Contact E-mail Address | |
| Contact Telephone | 1-415-668-4445 |
| Contact Fax | |
| Official Website | http://billboardliberation.com/ronald.html |
| Related Website | http://laughingsquid.com/2005/05/30/billboard-liberation-front-to-serve-man/ |
| Admission Price | Free. |
| Hours | 24/7 |
| Vegan Dining Options | I hear the apple pies and the shortbread cookies are vegan. The freedom fries are not. |
| Wheelchair Access | There are handicapped parking spaces in the lot and on the street. |
| Potential Hazards | Only in you eat the food. Might help to have some street smarts on you too, as inexplicably there are many drug dealers and assorted vagrants around. |
| Special Events at Attraction | |
| Best Thing to See or Do Here | |
| Last Visited | June 2005 |

June 6th, 2005 at 21:08:52 -0400
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Written on June 6th, 2005 in News by Nessie
The To Serve Man billboard is now defunct. I drove up there Wednesday last and only half of it was left. […]